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Bangla SMS:

=> Eid Mubarak sms:
Eccha golo Akas cholo, Vaslo megher sari,
Khusir jhore tepantore hridoy dilopari,
Moner maje setar baje khusite mon saje
Eider din huq Rongin ai kamonate..........EID MUBARAK

Tur eccha golo ure bayrak pakhna doti mele
Dingoli tur jakna kete amni hhese khale,
Aoporno na thake jano kuno shokh,
Ai kamonaybondo tuke Eid - Mubarak.......

Eid mane khushi, Eid mane Aanondo,
Eid aase volia dita sokol Bivad Dondo,
Eid mane vole jawa joto dokko voi
Eid er motoe tur jibonta houk diptimoy.......
EID MUBARAK...

=>Romantic sms:
Ai mon chai sudu tomai valobasi,
Ai mon chai sudu tomar kache asi,
Ai mon chai tumar mukher akto hasi,
Ai mon chai sudu thakte tumar pasapasi!

Tomay bhalobese ki pelam ami
Tumey ba ki dile amay
Tmar preme pagol pothik ami
Tao ki bujhte paro na tumi .....bye......

=>Shuvo Nabobarsho sms:
Tomar jonna sokal Dupur tomar jonna Sondha,
Tomar jonna sokol Gulap & Rojonigondha.
Tomar jonna sob sur tomar jonna e Chondro
Noton Bochor boya anuk Onabil Anondo.
"SHUVO NABOBARSHO"

Natun Surjo! Notun Akash!
Misti Rood! Misti Batas!
Fotua Panjabi! Tater Shari!
Rabi, Nazrul-Jari!
Panta Vater Hari......
"SHUVO NABOBARSHO"

=>Funny sms:
Mango thake Mango Juice.
Lemon Thake lemon juice.
Grameen thake Djuice.
Banglalink thake je sms na kore se holo "Konjuice"

Bibaher prothom raat!
Husband tar wife-k 1000 Taka dia bole ami kuno din a kaj free kori ni
Wife tar Husband-k 200 Taka firot dia bole 800 Takar beshi amio kunodin nei ni.

Wife: 1 ta kotha bolbo, marba na to?
Husband: ki bolba?
Wife: Ame pregnat.
Husband: Aata to khusir khobor, tomay marbo kan?
Wife: Biar agey 1 bar baba k bolchilam, baba oneeek marchilo..

Apni jodi purush hon, ta hole 30 taka
Jodi mohila hon, tahole 20 taka pataben.
Ar jodi apni hijla hon, tahole kono taka pataben na pls.........
Ame boje nebo apni ki?

Amer sorir valona,
Doctor er kase gelam,
Kaj hoyni. Tay hojurer kache gelam,
Oni bollen kono kothin papi ke dite, dekhbi valo hoya jabi........
Sotti akhon valolagche....


Ja >==> >==>

teer ja …………..

Ai sms je porbe

Tar bichite gia lag ……….

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teer pire alo……..

Reza: ke teer pire ale kano?

Teer: Sir orto bichi nay

Ha ha ha ……….


Ak fokir ak lok ke boltese sir 10 ta taka den.

Lokti bollo keno? Fakir bollo kofe khabo,

Lokti bollo kofe to 5 taka,

Takhon fakir bollo girl friend o khabe.

Lokti bollo fokir hoyae aber girl friend baniso?

Fakir bollo na sir girl friend e ameke fokir banise…………..